No, no, no, no, NO!
I can’t deal with it. I just can’t. This should be considered child abuse. Or better yet, child prostitution. This is sick. It’s not even funny. I hope these people get arrested. Seriously.
Found on Cafe Press via the ever awesome Cleolinda.
ETA: Mr. Mod thought that I should mention that this shirt is meant to be worn by an infant/toddler, which makes it all the more sickening.
Yeah, if any of my friends were to try and go with such a wedding theme, I’d piss myself from laughing at them so much. And probably get uninvited to the wedding. Which would be a bonus.
Mod A here—-the rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Actually, I didn’t die; rather I’ve been completely absorbed in my first “big girl” job (which I love, by the way), as well as working on freelance projects and trying to get a book published. As you can imagine, that keeps me pretty busy, and I apologize for the absence, though I can’t guarantee I will be around too much.
But enough of that—-what the hell, top A?! I’m switching to Durex…
Now, there’s no proof that Pattinson actually said this. But even if he didn’t, we’ve all thought it.
Wow. Just…wow. Granted, its slightly humorous, since its right above the baby’s butt. But still! I mean, not only did you give your newborn a tramp stamp, but a Twilight tramp stamp! And assuming it washes off (we can only hope), the picture is already on the net. Its never going to disappear. Way to go mom.
Hey, this is Mr. Mod, Mod S’ significant other. I’ve volunteered to help keep this community alive and well, so lets get to it.
Definitely an interesting question Stephen. Then again, you’re asking intelligent questions of a bunch of fanatics. Good luck.
L, you stand in the face of certain danger, yet you don’t seem to even blink. For that, the Count and I applaud you.
And of course he gives you two (two ah ha ha!) thumbs up!
[There was a minor problem with the queue. Seems to be working now.]
Um, last girl? I think you are way too smart to be anywhere near this conversation.
Thanks Pandy for the submission!
Due to real life issues, I almost thought our little community was done for. And because of my own problems I almost couldn’t gather the strength to go through the submissions to post anything.
But then I saw this. +1,000 other submissions due to the release of Eclipse. And I just knew that I could not let it pass me by.
So, we’re here as long as we can be here. I have quite a few submissions up in the queue, so we have a couple of weeks of laughs stashed away. :)
Anyway, on to the submission!
If any of you recall, awhile ago we had a submission regarding the ring in question. And I think we all pretty much agreed that it was the ugliest thing we had ever seen.
Not to mention the fact that Twilight is hardly a how-to guide for romance. If a guy snuck into my room to watch me sleep I wouldn’t call that romance. I would call that trespassing.
Hey everyone! Mod S here again.
Things have gotten a little quiet on the home front once again, with Mod A starting a new “grown-up” job and me in finals, but I have just successfully finished all my classes (!!!) so at least one of us will be back with a bang now.
We’ll have more of your submissions coming as the weekend progresses, but right now I just had to share this fantastic MTV Movie Awards commercial. Because as much as I hate everything to do with Twilight I have to say that I love, love, love Tropic Thunder. And I thought that this was some hilarious shit.
At least Robert Pattinson can make fun of the fact that he looks (and probably smells) like a dirty hobo.
Wonderful find by Kaitlin!
She writes: “Someone on my college campus has a giant Edward face on both sides of their SUV. I few days ago I noticed that someone took a sharpie and drew on him.”
This has got to be the most brilliant find ever. The Count gives this find two (Two! Ah-ha-ha!) thumbs up!