July 2010
11 posts
Man Dies At Twilight Screening →
I just had to share this. Because I have to point out one thing, and this is it. A poor man died in a movie theater. I mean, he’s dead. And yet this journalist thinks that it’s important to stop this article to explain to us what the movie is about? Obviously a Twihard. Total journalism fail.
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
7 posts
Would You Accept A Twilight Engagement Ring? →
*blink* If my husband had presented me with something like this when he asked me to marry him, I would have slapped him. A) It’s totally ugly, and B) When I’m eighty, and telling my great-grandkids about it, I would NOT want to include the phrase “a sparkley vampire gave one just like it to his emo love.” Thanks for submitting this, Tonya! And you’re right. It is kind...
April 2010
5 posts
March 2010
5 posts
Now THIS Sparkles... NOT! →
Link sent to us by the ever hilarious Otterpop. Someone actually thought they could make a graphic novel out of Twilight. But hey, maybe this Bella will be so anime-licious that she won’t bore you to death like book/movie Bella does. I obviously don’t suggest you buy this.
February 2010
10 posts
Taylor Lautner fan letter to Universal: Your... →
A “Team Jacob” twihard rips Universal a new one for “ripping off” their new movie Wolfman from New Moon…because apparently she is so out of touch with culture that she had never heard the term “werewolf” until Twilight was made. I mean, come on people, a werewolf being killed with a silver bullet? What nonsense! She even included a picture of a REAL...
Deleted Twilight Sex Scene →
It makes sense, seeing as how he’s allergic to vaginas.
Twilight star Robert Pattinson "allergic to... →
“In a new interview with Details magazine, in which Pattinson was photographed with several scantily-clad female models, the British actor reveals why the shoot wasn’t exactly his cup of tea. ‘I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina,’ he tells Details. ‘But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that...
Edward Cullen Is A Fictional Character... →
… and he will never love you. Thanks to megmcmn for the submission! P.S. Sorry to all our followers for the lag in posts lately. With one mod in school and the other traveling between states frequently, combined with the terrible weather, we’ve been away from the computer more than we’ve been on. But we’re hoping to go back to one post a day here very shortly. :)
#25: Stephenie Meyer
american-apologies:
With her cookie-cutter characters, cheap dialog, and little respect for the intellect of women, Stephenie Meyer writes what could only be characterized as terrible fan fiction. The Twilight series has made her one of the most successful American authors today, and the film series based on her books is just as popular. The main character of her series, Bella, is practically...
Harry Potter vs. Twilight →
Ah…the epic showdown. At the time of submission, submitter Jasper noted that Twilight (or “twishite” as he so lovingly referred to it) was winning. At the time of this posting Harry Potter is winning (yay!). It wouldn’t hurt if some of our amazing followers were to help it along, y/y? Even if you don’t like Harry Potter, you have to admit it’s far less annoying...
January 2010
21 posts
Twilight: Three Wolf Moon →
You think you’re so cool, Jacob? Well he has three wolves…and a moon!
